just put him on stage and call it a monologue.
A real actor, not a person. He'll never be allowed to give a product testimonial. But he does have some good qualities:
long, short, full, half, whatever you need, he's got it. comes in basic red, other colors sold separately.
a gold medal tumbler and dancer, he'll bend over backwards to support the team (and never shut up about it).
he's got his own clothes, but what's the fun in that? make him something and put him in it, he'll wear it.
he'll talk your ear off in 1.5 languages and fake the rest. he might even teach you something.
Lesson
spirit fingers, lunges, improv dance routines: sometimes it's on the inside, but it's there.
Cheer
