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An actor who talks to himself

just put him on stage and call it a monologue.

Titus Cry

So full of acting, you don't even know.

A real actor, not a person. He'll never be allowed to give a product testimonial. But he does have some good qualities:

  • Both cameras and mirrors can see him.
  • Can talk and move at the same time.
  • Wears glasses, but is really good at putting contacts in.
  • Can go outdoors with a lot of sunscreen.
  • Knows left from right if he doesn't spin too fast.
Resumé
Beard

Fully-adjustable facial hair

long, short, full, half, whatever you need, he's got it. comes in basic red, other colors sold separately.

Butt

Poseable and Moldable

a gold medal tumbler and dancer, he'll bend over backwards to support the team (and never shut up about it).

Don Q

Hundreds of outfits

he's got his own clothes, but what's the fun in that? make him something and put him in it, he'll wear it.

Vera

voice enabled

he'll talk your ear off in 1.5 languages and fake the rest. he might even teach you something.

Lesson
Charlene

loaded with ENTHUSIASM!

spirit fingers, lunges, improv dance routines: sometimes it's on the inside, but it's there.

Cheer
Puck

MAAAAAAGIC

that's probably a real magic spell. not sure, but definitely could be.

Spell

How Are You Feeling?

Contact

Heyman Talent

502.589.2540
kathy@heymantalent.com

E-Mail

tony@tonymilder.com